Black Hole

Monday April 16

I'm always afraid of dropping my
flashlight down the hole
like how my good soap from Mali
got away from me and plummeted to its death.

I knew a guy whose hat fell.
He fished it out.
Must have been a really special hat.

I knew a girl who lost 5 pair of sunglasses.

And I once heard the story of a kitten who skidded and couldn't stop.

No wonder the 3-year old goes in the courtyard rather than my latrine.