Beware of old squatters

The most obvious thing to watch out for is things in your pocket.  When you are using a squat toilet, cell phones, keys, wallets, etc tend to fall out then down into the pit of ick.   The second thing to watch out for is dripping pipes from the squat toilets on the next floor up.   The third thing to watch out for is exploding pipes that spray water everywhere when you hit the flush button.  Water gushes out all over your shoes, all over the stalls next to yours, pushing all the human waste out onto the floor.  When you flush those, stand back and be ready to jump backwards to avoid the geyser of water and waste coming out at you.